Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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