Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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