I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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