He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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