Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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