Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
