So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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