i was born a porn star she said
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
