Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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