I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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