I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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