How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Randomize