Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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