no. you can't hotbox the world.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
