Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i've created a new STD.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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