butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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