I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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