i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We are all done wearing pants today
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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