I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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