Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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