i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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