thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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