I wanna bring you to show and tell
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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