his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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