Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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