I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He has the fingertips of a God
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