She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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