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(804): View more from Virginia

No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.

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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.

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Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.

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At least you don't cum in color.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.

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(303): View more from Colorado

There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.

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