THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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