I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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