i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
