is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well I just put wine in my tea
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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