How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think my moral compass just broke
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