He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
