Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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