I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
