their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wannas sexs uuuuu
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
