Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Two words: nipple clamps
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