is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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