I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Text me some of your sweat
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