i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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