i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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