theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
