Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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