y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
wow bdsm is so cute
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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