Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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