Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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