She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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