He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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