i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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