winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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