Me. At least after what I've been through.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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