she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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