Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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