Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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