But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize
